whyweloveswanqueen
napfreak:

Commission request by Reighne-sq : a scene from the fanfiction Approximately 525.600 Minutes.

Regina narrowed her gaze and stalked over to Emma who was still perched on the couch, her glasses at the tip of her nose with the laptop on her lap. She placed one hand on the back of couch on either side of the blonde’s head and leaned in close, with their noses barely touching. Emma’s eyes focused on the Mayor’s, feeling goose bumps rise over her skin. She could feel the Mayor’s breath on her lips as the brunette began to speak with the voice that can only be described as the Evil Queen, “We have dinner guests, dear, and when I make dinner, it is nothing short of perfection.” (Chapter 3).

napfreak:

Commission request by Reighne-sq : a scene from the fanfiction Approximately 525.600 Minutes.

Regina narrowed her gaze and stalked over to Emma who was still perched on the couch, her glasses at the tip of her nose with the laptop on her lap. She placed one hand on the back of couch on either side of the blonde’s head and leaned in close, with their noses barely touching. Emma’s eyes focused on the Mayor’s, feeling goose bumps rise over her skin. She could feel the Mayor’s breath on her lips as the brunette began to speak with the voice that can only be described as the Evil Queen, “We have dinner guests, dear, and when I make dinner, it is nothing short of perfection.” (Chapter 3).

sarahswife
transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

astrangedevice

youlovelucie:

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

amy schumer is a fucking goddess.  i don’t even know how this made the cut because it’s not funny, and i imagine it went a couple rounds with standards and practices but it’s fucking brilliant.